I am Sherlocked, Loki'd, and Avenged. I have a hulk. I will burn the heart of of you and make you into shoes. I am a Slytherin First class, and I make sure the odds are ever in my favor. I get bonus sneak attack damage. I would like a Jelly Baby or a Jammy Dodger and I know how to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. I don't have a setting for wood. I reject your reality and replace it with my own. I am a hoopy food who knows where my towel is. I don't panic. I believe the Turtle Moves. I am a browncoat, a big damn hero- no one in the 'verse can stop me. I think we need to go deeper. I have a PHD in Horribleness. I believe the good guys wear black. I believe that truth resists simplicity and I never forget to be awesome. Do you Grok it? I am an evil genius. Well, maybe just evil, and somewhat clever, but I solemnly swear I am up to no good. I have feels. Spazz with me!

 

“It was publicized that I ‘voice’ Smaug, and I thought, Fucking hell. My voice, my motions—I worked my ass off to create that dragon!” (x)

(Source: bbatchs)

jenny-thunder-and-the-idjits:

Stumbled on The Sacred and the Profane.

Seriously needed some happy thoughts.

Sorry if it’s hard to read, I havn’t made many comics. I’ve got another as sort of a prequel to this that I’m working on too.

No really tho, Sacred and Profane is amazing, but it’s also the most horrible thing I’ve ever read so be warned :D

writeyourheart-out:

Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

This is one of the best statements given by an actor.

Heroism. And truth.

(Source: hurricane-)

though my soul may set in darkness,
     it will rise in perfect light.

i have loved the stars too fondly
     to be fearful of the night.

“the old astronomer” - sarah williams

(Source: neutroncream)