I am Sherlocked, Loki'd, and Avenged. I have a hulk. I will burn the heart of of you and make you into shoes. I am a Slytherin First class, and I make sure the odds are ever in my favor. I get bonus sneak attack damage. I would like a Jelly Baby or a Jammy Dodger and I know how to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. I don't have a setting for wood. I reject your reality and replace it with my own. I am a hoopy food who knows where my towel is. I don't panic. I believe the Turtle Moves. I am a browncoat, a big damn hero- no one in the 'verse can stop me. I think we need to go deeper. I have a PHD in Horribleness. I believe the good guys wear black. I believe that truth resists simplicity and I never forget to be awesome. Do you Grok it? I am an evil genius. Well, maybe just evil, and somewhat clever, but I solemnly swear I am up to no good. I have feels. Spazz with me!

 

thecarnalscientist-jt:

bryantrod:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

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sopranomonroe:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JULIE ANDREWS!

Dame Julie Andrews was born Julia Elizabeth Wells on October 1, 1935.

For over 50 years, Julie Andrews has brought joy to audiences on stage, screen, and television. She continues to entertain new generations through home video and her many books. Happy birthday, Dame Julie! Thanks for inspiring so many of us!

deansdamnation:

it takes mark and misha till the third gif to realize how ridiculous they are, but not jensen

jensen notices it in the second gif. look at his fucking face. thats the face of a man contemplating his life choices

(Source: bilesandthesourwolf)

howardsnark:

au where marvel makes a movie with a female lead

who do you want me to be?

moriartysskull:

sherlolly-in-the-tardis:

Looking for happiness is a sure way to sadness, I think. You have to take each moment as it comes

For more dorkybatch: Part 1, Part 2 & Part 3 

More to come! Enjoy :)

This is a beautiful post. Every cell in this man’s body shines with joy.

re-the-bear:

satans-advocate:

ultrafacts:

52 years ago, at the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis, second-in-command Vasilli Arkhipov of the Soviet submarine B-59 refused to agree with his Captain’s order to launch nuclear torpedos against US warships and setting off what might well have been a terminal superpower nuclear war.
The US had been dropping depth charges near the submarine in an attempt to force it to surface, unaware it was carrying nuclear arms. The Soviet officers, who had lost radio contact with Moscow, concluded that World War 3 had begun, and 2 of the officers agreed to ‘blast the warships out of the water’. Arkhipov refused to agree – unanimous consent of 3 officers was required and thanks to him, the world was saved from being scarred badly.
His story is finally being told the BBC is airing a documentary on it.
Source / More Facts HERE

thinking for yourself.
might just save the god damn world.

The Disney Channel used to air these little shorts about geniuses and historical people. At the end Genie would say, “Great minds don’t think alike. They think for themselves.”

re-the-bear:

satans-advocate:

ultrafacts:

52 years ago, at the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis, second-in-command Vasilli Arkhipov of the Soviet submarine B-59 refused to agree with his Captain’s order to launch nuclear torpedos against US warships and setting off what might well have been a terminal superpower nuclear war.

The US had been dropping depth charges near the submarine in an attempt to force it to surface, unaware it was carrying nuclear arms. The Soviet officers, who had lost radio contact with Moscow, concluded that World War 3 had begun, and 2 of the officers agreed to ‘blast the warships out of the water’. Arkhipov refused to agree – unanimous consent of 3 officers was required and thanks to him, the world was saved from being scarred badly.

His story is finally being told the BBC is airing a documentary on it.

SourceMore Facts HERE

thinking for yourself.

might just save the god damn world.

The Disney Channel used to air these little shorts about geniuses and historical people. At the end Genie would say, “Great minds don’t think alike. They think for themselves.”

(Source: ultrafacts)

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes