I am Sherlocked, Loki'd, and Avenged. I have a hulk. I will burn the heart of of you and make you into shoes. I am a Slytherin First class, and I make sure the odds are ever in my favor. I get bonus sneak attack damage. I would like a Jelly Baby or a Jammy Dodger and I know how to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. I don't have a setting for wood. I reject your reality and replace it with my own. I am a hoopy food who knows where my towel is. I don't panic. I believe the Turtle Moves. I am a browncoat, a big damn hero- no one in the 'verse can stop me. I think we need to go deeper. I have a PHD in Horribleness. I believe the good guys wear black. I believe that truth resists simplicity and I never forget to be awesome. Do you Grok it? I am an evil genius. Well, maybe just evil, and somewhat clever, but I solemnly swear I am up to no good. I have feels. Spazz with me!

 

doctor-who-is-my-division:

oodmoriarty:

It’s all yours - Planet Earth. Now that’s a retirement plan. But just you be careful, though. No interfering. I don’t want any trouble. Just… just have a nice life. 
Oh Doctor, I will make you proud.

GUYS, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS SCENE.

MR. COPPER WENT ON TO CREATE THE MR. COPPER FOUNDATION.

YOU KNOW, THE MR. COPPER FOUNDATION WHICH INVENTED THE SUBWAVE NETWORK.

THE SUBWAVE NETWORK WHICH HARRIET JONES USED IN ‘THE STOLEN EARTH’ TO BRING THE DOCTOR BACK TO EARTH TO FIGHT THE DALEK INVASION AND STOP THE REALITY BOMB.

MR. COPPER IS THE BIGGEST UNSUNG HERO IN DOCTOR WHO.

professorsparklepants:

sullacat:

New from J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore’s Army Reunites At Quidditch World Cup Final

Important things to take away from this: 

  1. No one has managed to buy the Daily Prophet and fire Rita Skeeter (why? it’s well worth the money).
  2. Harry is still living an active and adventurous life years after Voldemort’s defeat (I knew he was an adrenaline junkie).
  3. Ron is going bald.
  4. Harry and Krum have kept in touch over the years and are, presumably, still good friends.
  5. The wizarding public knows about the Horcruxes and that the trio destroyed them.
  6. Hermione is a rising star in the Ministry of Magic (like that’s a surprise).
  7. Luna is as eccentric as always, and has made peace with her dad. 

(Source: princessmowgli)

galadrielles:

Hands, softer than he had been expecting, touched Harry’s face, pulled back an eyelid, crept beneath his shirt, down to his chest, and felt his heart. He could feel the woman’s fast breathing, her long hair tickled his face. He knew that she could feel the steady pounding of life against his ribs.

(Source: galadrielles)

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bonusvampirus:

isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the…

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fuzzykitty01:

theheartmaid:

love-is-vengeful:

mad-madame-k:

asherlockian:

daleksofbakerstreet:

THIS is how you mashup!!!

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Holy Crap.

OH  MY FUCKGIN IU JUST FLAOILED ALLO OVER THE PLAC E HOLY FUCK HO LD ON THE RE GOD

TONY STARK CREAMS HIS SUIT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS

(Source: robospock)

sarcasticveganfairy:

3uphoriaa:

un-cagedd:

sohc-life:

livelifebyliving:

A picture is worth a thousand words. 

when the little baby feet showed up i lost my shit oh my gosh

omg

it’s back :’)

Holy fuck this is all I want