Spazz-tastic!

I am Sherlocked, Loki'd, and Avenged. I have a hulk. I will burn the heart of of you and make you into shoes. I am a Slytherin First class, and I make sure the odds are ever in my favor. I get bonus sneak attack damage. I would like a Jelly Baby or a Jammy Dodger and I know how to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. I don't have a setting for wood. I reject your reality and replace it with my own. I am a hoopy food who knows where my towel is. I don't panic. I believe the Turtle Moves. I am a browncoat, a big damn hero- no one in the 'verse can stop me. I think we need to go deeper. I have a PHD in Horribleness. I believe the good guys wear black. I believe that truth resists simplicity and I never forget to be awesome. Do you Grok it? I am an evil genius. Well, maybe just evil, and somewhat clever, but I solemnly swear I am up to no good. I have feels. Spazz with me!